Chocolate truth is here for us,
chocolate truth so very delicious.
Use the chocolate truths of life,
to reduce the levels of your strife.
Chocolate truth, like PowerGems,
is the root from which grow all good stems.
Reach for chocolate truth in life,
eliminate all but the least of strife.

The Book of Super Shortcuts welcomes you to the chocolate truth.

(Hee, hee - that's just to grab good rankings fairly and by the rules,
looking to be the reigning leader of chocolate truth).